gravedancer has gots to be a jehovah Witness. (page 4)

Tallyman

SchThinky:

Ahhhh Tallywhacker,
So predictable...
Always responds exaKtly as you thinK he will.

Now, wade-a-minit, lessee iffing I gots this strate...

You are STILL the Miss Kleo Wannabee, yes, I see that...
with all the Prediction Business Schtuff, but, you say to XPatBrat:
"(Tallyman)Always responds exaKtly as you thinK he will"...
so,
not only do YOU have to KNOW what I'm thinking by reading my mind,
(or : : g a s p ! : : you've learned FreePee's Mind Kontrol technique)
but you're saying that you KNOW "exaKtly" what XPat is thinking,
when he's reading MY mind, too, "exacKtly"... ? ... haveIgotthatrite?

TOO DEEP!

Y'all must be part of some Merged Kult Kommonality, like the Taelons,
or sumpin'.

So, SchThinky, I sees you gots all the rite Tools of the Kult:

Psychic Abilities...
Prediction Business...
Mind Kontrol...
Hive Mind...
Uniformity...
Sleep Deprivation...
Child Abuse...
whad else I leave out?

LOve, Tallyman

expatbrit

Man: "Down underneath!"

Woman: "Help I've just been prepositioned!"

Sorry, that's all I have time for tonight. I have to go and rearrange my house using the ancient Japanese art of Fling Awai, which I learned from Freepeace's new book The Game Rules For Furniture. By the way Freepeace, did you receive my email containing all my web-banking passwords?

Expatbrit

think41self

Tallywhacker

You are obviously stressed, seems like you need a little happiness in your life. I originally dedicated this to someone else, but I think you could use it more.

Love, SchtinKy

think41self

She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome

Farkel

Tom,

I had to breeze through this thread, because my time is limited for this sort of stuff.

I know Gravedancer, better than many.

Gravedancer is none other than Gravedancer and he ain't a dub no more. (Residual effects excluded. But then again, we ALL have those, don't we?)

That's it, Tom! That's the whole shebang, the whole platter. There ain't no more, my friend.

Farkel

gravedancer

Tally,

You seem to be obsessed with the letter K.

KKK - right?

Prisca

This is the fluffiest thread I've read in a long time.

Abaddon

Oh, nurse, pass me the needle and cotton less my sides split with mirth!

Tally, you're funnier than you think...

"... is that just your way of prepositioning me"

Now, I think you mean "propositioning me", as in "making a proposal to me (especially to suggest sexual intercourse)".

But you might mean SixofNine is "continuously forming function words that typically combine with a noun phrase to form a phrase which usually expresses a modification or predication".

You were briefly amusing, albeit probably accidentally, but WELL DONE!

Much success to you in your ongoing voyage differentiating between satire, irony, sarcasm and buffonery.

MrMoe

Tallyman - This post is rude and very unfounded. I know Gravedancer personally and happen to think and hold him in a very high regard. He is not a JW, to say the least. I also consider him a friend (who by the way owes me a call... AHEM COUGH COUGH) and I am rather insulted by this overly "fluffy attack" post.

Grave - OMG, he IS obsessed with the letter "K" isn't he? hmmmmmm

Kisses,
Moe

SixofNine

Dear Abby,

I hate to be schtikkkkking up for this Krazy mufuka, but I do believe Tally understood ALL the subtle nuance of his li'l joke.

SixofNine

Besides, it's "is" and "was" that Tally is having a problem with.

gravedancer has gots to be a jehovah Witness.

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