gravedancer has gots to be a jehovah Witness.

by Tallyman 58 Replies latest jw friends

  • think41self
    think41self

    Ahhhh Tallywhacker,

    So predictable...and boring.

    Still a FarKel wannabe. You attempt to be sardonic, ironic and witty...but you're just pedantic, mean spirited and small minded.

    YAWN
    Hey, Tallywhacker, maybe we should see a good therapist for all our problems with our kids. Know any?

    think41self

    She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    Ahhhh Tallywhacker,


    Ohhhh, SchThinky!

    The Other Half of the Con Team - yup, they always operate in twos.

    K'mon SchThink, gimme a "Sis-Boom-BAH!", one of those MOtivational Kamp Meetings Kheers, you li'l Kheerleader, you!

    So predictable...and boring.

    I tell you what's boring. ALL those emotiKons you use.
    Damn!
    Can't you learn some new words, or something.
    YOu could read a good book, or maybe "THE Good Book"... uhhh, no,
    I didn't mean the Bible, I meant the "Game Rulz of Life".
    Is THAT full of emotiKons, too?

    Still a FarKel wannabe.. You attempt to be sardonic, ironic and witty...but you're just pedantic, mean spirited and small minded.

    Oh no. "I just wannnaaaa beeee meeee!" (what WAS that song??)

    YAWN!!

    Ahhh... the sound of a young minor Kelley boy about 4:30 AM,
    when he's up at his keyboard, banging out diatribes,
    with Ma and Pa Kelley Koaching him...

    Whad a PadthediK Pair you two KOns are!

    LOve, Tallyman

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    Oh hey, SchThinky, I'd be remiss if I didn't ask:

    "Howz Business?$?$?$?"

    Now, don't you and FreePee get young minor Kelley Jr all worked up
    tonight and have him Kursing At The Keyboard, again!

    Tomorrow's a school day, y'know.

    LOve, Tallyman

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Hey Tallyman:

    Do you know, ever since I went to Freepeace for his hypnotherapy (bushy eyebrows not included), I've figured out how to organise my life, eat right, drink right, hit the bowl when I pee in the dark at 3AM, give up peeing in the shower at 7AM, have all my work done by 10AM, show love, consideration and all-round bon-homie to all I meet, AND do the splits so I can give myself a blowjob.

    Funny thing though, is I get this strange urge to chase moving cars sometimes, so I guess Freepeace has a sense of humour too. It's a bit annoying paying for new paint jobs for irate car owners though, I can tell you.

    Do you know, I just had a splendid idea! Why not go to Freepeace for some therapy? If he can make me engage in pointless chasing, perhaps he can help you give it up. If you're good, he may even throw in a keyboard with a working C.

    Expatbrit

  • teejay
    teejay

    grave a JW? That explains the pea shooter.

  • think41self
    think41self

    OMG Expat

    That was freakin hilarious! Better watch out or Tallywhacker might actually learn a sense of humor from reading that.

    But he's so much fun to play with, isn't he? Always responds exaKtly as you thinK he will.

    think41self

    She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    XPB,

    ...all that, what you just said?
    including this:

    Why not go to Freepeace for some therapy.

    I couldn't afford FreePee.
    In more ways than just $$$.
    'sides I gots all the There-a-Pee I needs.
    When You Go SeeFreePee do it make you a FreePeeWannaBee?

    Hey XPB, I'd watch out iffing I wuz you... 'cause FreePee mighta
    "programmed" something in yo haid, and he could call you one nite
    and use one of those spooky "trigger" words...
    and you would be putty in his hands-
    under his absolute KOntrol.

    He might start to intone: "XPaaaaaat, your eyes are getting heavy...
    and your wallet is getting heavy toooooo!"
    "I will kure you of your heaviness and lighten your looooooad..."
    "...just send me ALLLL your money... and you will be relieved of your
    burden and all will be well again... and you won't remember a thing...
    just make the check out to: "FreePee&SchThinky"...
    now, I will count to three and you will...

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    LOL with Expat.

    LOL at Tally.

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman
    LOL with Expat.

    LOL at Tally.


    Oh SchIX! is that just your way of prepositioning me?!?

    LOve, Tallyman

  • FreePeace
    FreePeace

    Tallyman,

    So this is what you are saying?

    couldn't afford FreePee.
    In more ways than just $$$.
    'sides I gots all the There-a-Pee I needs.
    When You Go SeeFreePee do it make you a FreePeeWannaBee?

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    Hey XPB, I'd watch out iffing I wuz you... 'cause FreePee mighta "programmed" something in yo haid, and he could call you one nite and use one of those spooky "trigger" words... and you would be putty in his hands-under his absolute KOntrol.

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    He might start to intone: "XPaaaaaat, your eyes are getting heavy...
    and your wallet is getting heavy toooooo!"
    "I will kure you of your heaviness and lighten your looooooad..."
    "...just send me ALLLL your money... and you will be relieved of your
    burden and all will be well again... and you won't remember a thing...
    just make the check out to: "FreePee&SchThinky"...
    now, I will count to three and you will...

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    Yeah, that just about sums up the intellectual value of your posts.

    FreePeace
    "The World is my country, and to do good, my religion." --Thomas Paine
    TruthQuest: http://beam.to/truthquest
    Who Am I? -How to Reinvent Yourself After Leaving the WTS

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