If Noah had family worship night in the ark...what's your excuse!?!?!?!?!?! (page 2)

soontobe

If Noah had family worship night in the ark...what's your excuse!?!?!?!?!?!

This almost reads like one of Badboy's classic threads.

?evrything

nba playoffs, work, spend time with the dog, relax... thats my excuse

It's so utterly ridiculous once you wake up to TTATT! Hilarious! It's not wrong to do those things. It's so wrong to say that those things took place in the Bible, and state it as fact. They take it further by using these ficticious happenings as a way of measuring spirituality. Pharisees, all the way..

HarryMac

Excuse: Well not really an excuse but a reason... everybody is going their separate ways now with their mobile devices to view porn.

NewYork44M

I wonder if Noah counted his time? If so where was it reported?

sir82

If the goat pen is representative of the space they give to other animals, they could maybe have squeezed about 5% of the "kinds" needed into the space of the ark.

The beetles alone would take up more than a whole floor.

jean-luc picard

As LoisLane pointed out:

'' no doubt.......''

Just how many times have we seen that phrase in the WT ?

Take it to mean, ''we are about to make something up that we have absolutely no proof for''

Mary

Assuming for a moment that a worldwide flood actually happened 5,000 years ago as described in Genesis, I'm pretty sure that Noah & Co. would have had alot more important things to do. Like shovelling all the (literal) shit from human and animal alike fro the ship every single day. Plus they have to feed all the animals and cook for themselves every day. All the logistics that would have been involved would have been mind-boggling to say the least and would have taken a lot of their time. I sincerely doubt they would have had time for a frigging "Family Night" of worship.

Good lord, the Writing department gets crazier with each new picture they submit.

yourmomma

LOL at how they act like scrolls were as easily available back then as watchtowers! that is a classic

If Noah had family worship night in the ark...what's your excuse!?!?!?!?!?!