A really, really weird question......

by VioletAnai 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • VioletAnai
    VioletAnai

    Nah, this kid's already got a really healthy diet.....going by her nappy....I ain't never smelt anyting like that in ma life.....

    Oh maybe that's why she was crying...cause the stink burnt her nostrils?

    Mad Cow signing off!

  • rekless
    rekless

    maybe her body is sad that it has to df its' neutrients.

    Hell is truth seen too late. H.G.Adams

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    OMG.

    Alrighty then.

  • buffalosrfree
    buffalosrfree

    I don't shed tears neither, however some passing within smelling distance (in the house) have shed a few tears, and its unclogged their nose much to their dismay. This makes me wonder just why it is that when someone smells you and makes a deragatory comment, a smile or chuckle comes to ya. (*he he)

  • COMF
    COMF

    I've been known to make eyes water :D

    I literally fell out of the chair laughing, "myself"!

    Violet, sounds to me like the child was allergic to something in the bathroom.

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    OMG ROLFLMAO!!!!!

    calming down now from choking on my pizza.......and going back to finishing reading this thread.


    No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides
  • Rags
    Rags

    All my life I thought i was the weird one.
    Out of nowhere I would ask a question totally out of subject with what was being talked about.
    Example...if one was telling me about their son's graduation...i would nod and then say.."oh yes...by the way do you find that your farts smell worse after you eat peaches?"..and people would look at me like i was from Mars.
    Then tonight I came across This Post by Violet Anai...totally irrelevant with any Jehovah Witness Topic and a totally funny question....Now I know I am not alone in this world...I finally met someone as bizarre as me...
    Violet..you made my day!!! God Bless You....
    oh...and No..I never reallly noticed wether or not i get tears and a runny nose when i poo...but i will make sure to notice tomorrow morning and let you know....but do you ever get watery mouth just before you gotta pee??? Or you know those silent farts?? ..arent they the stinkiest!!!!!!!!
    ...and you know what is the best thing in life...when you take a poo in the morning and just as it falls into the toilet the water splashes back at your butt and refreshes it...i love it!!
    LOL....
    later
    Rags

  • apostate man
    apostate man

    I've never done that but I do "shiver" once in awhile after peeing. OK, thats all the personal stuff your getting out of me...

    Break the chains that bind you,
    unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing.
  • Smoldering Wick
    Smoldering Wick

    To be "poo"fectly honest...you guys "crack" me up & it's about "stinkin" time!

    No wonder Ü guys ain't J-Dubs no more...y'alls sick!

    I remember being on "Sister's Room" patrol at the Houston Astrodome during the District Convention...there must have been 36 stalls in that bathroom! By the end of the day, I was green from all the noxious fumes! I wish I would have had this at the time...

    Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate
    http://www.biznich.net/toilet.html

    Ok in line with the "tears while pooin" discussion...this was just WRONG...if you hate gross stuff don't click here:

    Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout
    the entire performance.

  • Smoldering Wick
    Smoldering Wick

    I'm kinda glad that link didn't work...but, if you really want to see it right click, copy properties and paste "

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