Sorry to hear that physical abuse is in your marriage. First time?
Do you have an arrest record ? Ever been arrested?
by Glander 27 Replies latest jw friends
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frankiespeakin
A few times minor stuff.
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ohiocowboy
I understood your post, Glander. Yes, you were arrested by her beauty. Nice pun by the way!
No, I have never been arrested, and as far as I know, I have no criminal record whatsoever, except for a ticket when I was 20 or 21 for turning left too far into a lane.
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sooner7nc
I accidently locked myself in the jail at the Federal Courthouse in Fayetteville, Arkansas with a floor burnisher.
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Theocratic Sedition
No, and thank God. Too many dudes I grew up with got records. Glad I had a father to keep my nose clean. A brother in my congregation who's like an uncle to me nowadays cant get work because of his record. 90% of the jobs I've interviewed for, I got hired for despite not having a degree. Gift of gab is a mutha! They're like, "he speaks so well." If I had record I wouldn't be singing the same song. Had my share of parking tickets and have driven illegal either droppin somebody off who was dirty or my car wasnt inspected because I'm a notorious procrastinator and got a ticket for that. Other than that, glad to say I've been a fine upstanding citizen making Jehovah's heart rejoice.
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sooner7nc
...making Jehovah's heart rejoice.
I'm pretty sure Jah was rejoicing when I locked myself up.
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dazed but not confused
Nope.
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Theocratic Sedition
lol how the fugg did you do that sooner7?
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sooner7nc
Buffing a floor trying to hurry and get home (10:30 at night) went too fast hit the door to the holding cells for the court...bang! The door shuts and I'm left standing there like a f***ing idiot for 5 hours until my cousin woke up and let me out. Caught grief for that one for years. LOL
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Theocratic Sedition
lol that had to have sucked. Hey some girls like bad boys. You could have used that like, "I did a little time. Just got out the bing after doing five." 50Cent even had a line like...."this little dude think he live like me. Think he strong enough to do five like me."