WTS vs. Star Trek

by Farkel 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Star Trek officers rocked the 1960s polyester. So did the dubs.

  • Newly Enlightened
    Newly Enlightened

    If Klingon's are hunting you down, they usually have a good reason and it's all about HONOR

    Elder's don't need any reason to hunt you down and it has nothing to do with HONOR

  • Gojira_101
    Gojira_101

    Oh my gosh, I love this thread!!!

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    On Star Trek they experienced the power of exponential growth in the Trouble with Tribbles.

    Trouble with Tribbles

    The WTS proclaims their 2% growth as a sign of Jehovah's hand.

    Awake

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Opposites:

    Despite the sexy uniforms, women in Star Trek series were treated as equals to men.

    No sexy uniforms allowed in WTS, and women are certainly secondary to men, even to baptized little boys.

    Children were encouraged to advance their education as much as possible in Star Trek.

    Children are encouraged to NOT advance their education at all in WTS.

    Star Trek sends people to boldly go where no one has gone before.

    WTS sends people to the same old places over and over again and they timidly hope nobody is home.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    This must be why one Circuit Overseer said it was wrong for JWs to watch Star Trek

  • Mall Cop
    Mall Cop

    Capt Kirk has retired from the Enterprise and is still helping people to get their needs and things cheaper with Priceline.

    The WT. is still keeping people from getting their needs and things by making them pay for everything and then double dipping them by making them pay again.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Captain Kirk had the worst singing voice in the Galaxy, but he and everyone else didn't take it seriously.
    The WTS has the worst music in the Galaxy and they think it is very serious.

    Kirk had Corbomite to blow up his ship, but it was a fake ruse.
    The WTS has false doctrine to blow up its ship, but it isn't a fake ruse.

    The enterprise had empaths who could sense and feel your pain and suffering.
    The WTS has no such thing and doesn't even know what it is.

    Farkel

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    On Star Trek, the ship is about to blow up, but the crew walk briskly to engineering.

    For WTS publishers, the world is about to end, but they walk not even briskly to warn people.

  • tec
    tec

    This thread is awesome,lol.

    Welcome also, brother of the hawk. Great first post!

    Peace,

    tammy

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