I think this is parody, but it could be real (except for the toilet paper stuff).
I hate that the cult feels the need to micro-manage.
In the future, maybe they will decide when and how to use the following in our ministry:
black shoes
shoes that are not black
thin or thick socks
taxi cabs
black vs. blue pens, and never red
leather or cloth seats for our field service sedans
Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts for the break (Of course, Tim Horton's for our Canada friends)