I don’t go out of my way to do it but when they pass me in the street I just can’t help myself! It's hilarious! :D
Today I popped to the train station to pick up some tickets and on the way back I noticed an elder's car parked near the local cafe. I was totally hoping that they would walk out as I passed round the corner... would you believe it... there they were! An elder, his wife, and a young pioneer. I instantly looked at them all dead in the eye smiling, to which none could maintain eye contact with me. The elder looked shiftily to the floor, his wife looked to the right and the pioneer looked to the left. Haha. Then (because I’m a bitch) I walked straight through the elder and his wife splitting them up. As I did I greeted them and asked them how they were. For a split second I thought they may just respond. It was hilarious! I got such a buzz from it. When I had my counselling I came to appreciate that I should not feel bad about why I was disfellowshipped, but see it that these people are really missing out on my friendship, but I can’t help but note how ridiculous they looked and how childish they are! Haha!
After passing them I was beaming with delight. I was then blessed with a new target. A brother had already left before them and was heading in the direction I was going. Game on! I very quickly crept up behind him preparing myself to say hi. I kept a sprightly pace. When I passed him I looked into his face and said 'Hello E___. How are you?' Again he was taken by a surprise and ALMOST let a word or two slip. Good job he didn’t otherwise he would be a big flaming queen like myself (2 John 1:11). Lol. After that I continued to smile as I walked past him contemplating how silly they all look. Apart from that It made my day. I can’t wait for the day when I can be walking with a friend, spot the JWs, whisper to my friend, 'watch this', then greet the brothers and sisters. What a great witness that give. If Jehovah made them in his image then he must be one real bitchy God.
Timmy :)