Now that my mother has been laid to rest and I have no worries about the JW in the slightist, here is one funny....
In 2006 I obtained conservatorship over mom because she wanted to give all her money to the Printing Company. She had made a pledge of sorts to the "building fund" for $5000. Well she found some of her old checks that were not attached to any account as I had opened a conservator account. She wrote out a check for $5K to the KH and put it in the "box". Two days later the elders wanted to meet with her because they could not cash the check. Stepping in as her new conservator, "Oh just bring the check over and I will take care of it for you". I met them at the door, and as they handed me the check I give him an envelope with a $5 bill in it along with a copy of the court order that she was not allowed to gift any moneys. I snicker inside every time I think of it.