by dazed but not confused 40 Replies latest jw friends
While sitting in the lounge at the retirement center Edna
and Ethel were talking about old times. Edna asked, "Ethel,
when you and George were young did you have mutual
orgasm? Ethel thought a while and responded seriously,
"No, I think we had State Farm".
Here is a classic gerontology joke
Man's first visit with a new doctor
Dr: So when did your father die?
Patient: Who said my father died? He's 68 and runs the Boston Marathon every year.
Dr: Oh, sorry. So when did your grandfather die?
Patient: Who said my grandfather died? He's 89 and plays rugby every second night and presses 250 lbs at the gym.
Dr: Oh, my mistake...So when did your great grandfather die?
Patient: Who said my great grandfather died? He's 108 and he just got married last week.
Dr: 108...that's amazing! Why in the world did he want to get married?
Patient: Who said he wanted to get married?
There's always the alternative.
AND don't get me started on Menopause!
Ditto Jgnat !!
It's no better for you men - on geriatrics, we often would do the old gents a favor by pouring a kettle of warm water into the toilet before they would use it.....gravity isn't any friendlier to the gents!
(Hopefully don't have to explain this further..)
Ditto here too
I thought delivering children was a curse. (i.e. birth pains)
Menopause is a curse times many years.
Not Fair!
My mom was going thru Menopause and she thought
she was pregnant, she was in her 60,s. All the kids were
shocked. At that time the youngest , 35 years old. What a
relief when we found out it menopause. Dad was really happy.LOL
Way back when my wife first started getting hot flushes ,I thought great , I`ts going to be "WOW " tonight ! , silly me .
smiddy
smiddy:LOL,
