Is this what I have to look forward to when I get old?

by dazed but not confused 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • tiki

    then i am doomed, JWOP.....i hate the damm things. burned my bra in the 60's - not that i had need of one in the first place - and never could get accustomed to them....sigh.....

    my mother is 92 and her's are somewhere down there...........but who really cares........

  • eva luna
    eva luna

    Ha, in the first pic Pops is smoking.

  • mouthy

    What do you mean the breasts are at the hips???????
    Mine are at the knees. Folks think I am praying all day

  • wannabefree

    LOL @ Mouthy

    My father-in-law sits on his when he gets tired ... I'm thinking you might have a different use for this.

  • mouthy

    I have one but mine has four wheels .I call it my booby rest

  • Pams girl
    Pams girl

    Hahahahahah Grace, you made me laugh so much I coughed and peed........uh oh...... better start on the bladder exersizes!

  • ShirleyW

    I remember watching Joan Rivers when I was growing up inthe 60's and 70's, I think she was probably the first comic to do a joke about the "sagging boobs and gravity" situtation, I remember laughing at her jokes about it . . . all I can say now is I ain't laughin' no more.

  • kozmo

    Pams Girl..............Good One! One morning I did the same thing with a laugh, only I had moments earlier realized that it was time for my morning constitution, OOOOPS!!!Coughed and Uh-Oh!?? At 63, oh my! What awaits me in the years to come.

    Now, about forgetting why you went into the kitchen or some other room. Do this. When you have this happen, simply sit down and it will come back to you right then. Why you ask? It's because your brains have settled in your ass and by setting onit, yup, stimluated it and your thoughts come right back to you.


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  • mouthy

    Pam I can give you one of my LIFE LINERS!!!
    But when you chuck it in the garbage( it is to thick to put in toilet.) remember to wrap it in tin foil.
    Because the ruddy crows here, love to rip my garbage bags & take them out. The street gets lined
    with my liners, & since I am the only OLD one on the street everyone knows its mine, I try to rush
    out quick to retrieve them....But on picking them up, the boobs falls out of the bra,& I am tit heavy
    Old age is NOT fun....If my old man who has been gone since 1985 is able to see this all.I bet he is having a real
    good laugh...well the promise is no tears, no pain, no suffering.

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