HOSER - that's an excellent one. I like the fact that you actually donate food rather than money.
Funny story. . .
My wife and I go shopping at the local supermarket and a woman outside hands us a list of items needed for the local food bank(s), so we buy half a dozen or so items. . .
On the way out of the store, as we're putting the groceries in the food bank bin, my wife notices that it is a local church who is collecting the goods for the food bank. "It's a shame the Witnesses don't do this. Would be a hell of a better "witness" than knocking on doors of empty houses," I commented. .
"We should be doing this. . ." my wife replied.