In another situation, after becoming
friendly with a female coworker, a
Christian man might reason: “She values
my opinion and really listens when
I talk to her.
NO, SHE DOESN'T. SHE'S JUST BORED AND IT'S EITHER LISTENING TO YOU OR LISTENING TO HER IPOD. AND SHE'S HEARD ALL 150 SONGS ON THE IPOD TWICE ALREADY.
And she appreciates me.
DEFINITELY NOT TRUE. THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT YOU TO APPRECIATE, YOU STUPID SON OF A B****, OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TRACK DIRT INTO THE HOUSE AFTER SHE'S DONE STEPPING ON YOU. THAT'S UNIVERSALLY APPRECIATED.
I wish I got more of this kind of treatment
WHAT, ANOTHER WOMAN STANDING IN THE QUEUE TO WIPE HER FEET ON YOU? JUST PICK A DOOR AND LAY DOWN IN FRONT OF IT, YOU F***ING DOORMAT. IT'D BE CHEAPER.