+1 Feedback from you all- thanks! On to the answers:
@tornapart - Ju' ma'pelle Errrch-reek. Ohn-shan-tay. That's about it for me and French- it is brutal.
@baltar - Yes it is/was fast- but I only have one speed and had been living mentally/emotionally apart from the exwife for easily a year or two if not more. The day she kicked me out under false pretenses was the day she divorced me IMO so that's what I tell myself when I am worried about "going too fast" and it makes sense to me which is all that really matters.
@King Solomon - A former RV turned paramour? A Hillarious piece of posit! Oops, I mean you ARE a "hillarious piece of posit" lol. (Say it fast it'll make more sense)
@Botzwana - Good luck bro- I'll be your "wing man" when you are ready. Lemme know!
@rather be in hades - I actually helped a friend craft his profile on one of those sites recently...my fee is $250 p/h lol.