2012 Annual Meeting

by obarac 196 Replies latest jw friends

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    breakfast of champions - "Just got it on good authority that Bethel has recalled all missionaries in the field to make it back home to HQ to be present at the Annual Meeting for a significant announcement regarding a new understanding of BIBLE PROPHECY."

    Huh.

    Assuming it's legit, has anything like this "significant" (total) recall (sorry, couldn't resist) ever happened before? If not, WTF could it possibly be about? As far as I know, Fred Franz didn't leave behind any prophetic proteges...

    "Babylon the Great" sure as hell isn't on the brink of falling. Doutful they're speculating the new identity of the "King of the North", either; they wouldn't feel compelled to call everybody home just for that.

    "The Great Tribulation has begun and the Final Persecution of Jehovah's Followers is at hand, so it's time to cut the individual congos loose, batten down the hatches, and hide out upstate in the not-so-secret bunkers basement of the new HQ..."

    This does remind me of a similar tip from a couple months back about some significant upcoming doctrinal change that the CO's were going to have to help the elders and congos "accept". Interesting that it's coming less than 2 weeks after the crash and burn of the WTS's appeal over the Conti verdict...

    Not a big believer in coincidence, assuming this whole thing is on the level.

  • BluePill2
    BluePill2

    It will be like this....

    "Brothers and Sisters, now we come to a very special part that we have been awaiting with great anticipation. For this special announcement, we invite Brother Morris..."

    (Drumrolls)

    ....

    ....

    ....

    (Sweaty hands)

    ....

    ....

    Brother Morris: "Please stand up, we will have to pray before the announcement"

    Prays: "durr durr durr hurr.....buuuuaaaaaaahhhhhh hahahahahaha gulp. Amen."

    "We are happy to announce that we live in the last of the lat final days, and therefore encourage ALL of you to preach, preach and declare the end of the days.

    Isn't this wonderful? Please give our warmest greetings to the suckers brothers and sisters in your home congregations." THE END.

    EVERYBODY: CLAPPING. I mean CLAPPING like when Paris Hilton dropped her panties at a good party.

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    VIDIOT - yeah, I'm not really sure whether or not anything like this has happened before. . . They didn't call everyone back for the "overlapping generations" new light. . . But as far as the information I received, it is about as legit as it gets. Hopefully I can get some more leaked info after Saturday.

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Get them all together, out of their element to tell them the great news about their reassignment to wherethehell Kansas.

    Oh man, that would be cold-blooded. Time to trade in your tropical island assignment for Kansas, Oklahoma, or North Dakota. What a loving provision from Jah!

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad

    It would really be a hoot if we could get a quality audio recording of not only the annual meeting but a quality audio recording of the up and coming Elders ministerial school starting in November which runs thru January 2013. We all know of ‘someone’ on this board who has had good success in that regard & can recommend a good device to use and what device to avoid using.

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Announcement: "The Ten Toes represent something afterall".

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    The stone has already hit the big toe of the statue's left foot. . . and the toenail turned black and fell off.

  • MC RubberMallet
    MC RubberMallet

    This thread is hilarious!! LOL!!

    Annual Meetings are:

    Song

    Progress in lands worth bragging about

    Talks from brothers from different branches and interviews n shit

    Song (Please save recording for after this if you don't have a full battery/ enough recording time)

    Worldwide local needs...

    Other talk usually from GB and where all the meaty junk hits the fan...

    Prophetic and new understanding...

    Important announcements

    Song

  • MC RubberMallet
    MC RubberMallet

    In 2008, they reached 8000 missionaries sent out of Gilead. If we add the 6 classes since, of 50 students each, that's 8300 missionaries.

    There have been MANY that left their assignment, died, or time was up. But, since this number is unknown let's do the math with the maximum

    8300 x $2000 per person RT = $16,600,000

    3 options:

    1) If they were gonna do that, Candace Conti made them change their plans.....

    2) Each Branch pay for their respective missionaries....

    3) That would not be much for the society anyway, with their cost cutting procedures and selling of real estate on the coveted Brooklyn pier...

  • Simon Morley
    Simon Morley

    Announcement:"The Ten Toes - Does the toe jam have significance for our day?"

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