Contest: Rename that religion!

by smmcroberts 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • smmcroberts
    smmcroberts

    A while back, whatistruth posted the question: How many Bible events can we site that no human has ever witnessed. I was surprised that no one cited Isaiah 43:10:

    “YOU are my witnesses,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “even my servant whom I have chosen, in order that YOU may know and have faith in me, and that YOU may understand that I am the same One. Before me there was no God formed, and after me there continued to be none

    No one was around "before Jehovah" or immediately after his formation (or whatever you want to call it).

    Which leads me to believe that the name "Jehovah's Witness" is a misnomer. They should really rename this religion. I think they should hold a contest to come up with the best name. The prize could be a one-week all-expense paid trip to whichever Bethel ["House of God"] Jehovah is currently residing at, plus an autographed first-edition of Vol. 1 No. 1 of Zion's Watchtower (hermetically sealed behind tinted plate glass to avoid injuring anyone with old light).
    So I kicked around such names as "Watchtower Worshipers" and "Slaves of Slaves", and then I think I hit upon a winning entry for sure. I'll share it with you in my latest blog: Contest: Rename that Religion!

  • King Solomon
    King Solomon

    How about "Jehovah's Hear-sayers"?

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Hmmm....

    "International Bible Students" has already been attempted.

    How about - "Only a Few Get Into Heaven - So There!!!"

  • JW GoneBad
    JW GoneBad

    How about ‘Jehovah’s Speculators’ instead of ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses.’

    After all they do get far more speculating done than witnessing!

  • will-be-apostate
    will-be-apostate

    I don`t even try to think of one. I am not given the holy spirit like our almighty, fellow brothers from Brooklyn.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Aouw, will-be-apostate, just do what THEY do!!

    Pretend you're "anointed" and make sh*t up!!!

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    How about----THE HOLY DECIEVERS

    kojack

  • talesin
    talesin

    Jehovah's Pedophile Paradise

  • MC RubberMallet
    MC RubberMallet

    Current TruthUnderstanding Holders

    Organizaton Firsters, Love and Christian qualities seconders

    GB Witnesses

    Jesus' Janitors

    Masters' Baiters (To get people to know the "truth")

    Friends of the Wife of Jehovah's Son

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Truth-Changers.

    Overlappers

    Go back to "Russellites"

    Jay Dubs

    Armageddon Any Minute Proclaimers

    Not-The-Mormons

    .....and my favorite: Watchtower Cult

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