Contest: Rename that religion!

by smmcroberts 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Nambo
    Nambo

    How about:- "SATANS WITNESSES"

    after all, they have spent the last 100 years announcing and promoting a "Kingdom" that was "written in stone", namely, the Great Pyramid that even they admitted was a Satanic device, (though still kept their ties to it).

    Gods Kingdom certainly never arrived in 1914, but if Satans "New World Order" arrives using the UN/League of Nations as its vehicle, well that was certainly birthed as the result of 1914 events.

    The JWs main doctrine is the promotion of a Kingdom birthed in 1914, the signs so far indicate it more likely to be Satans than Jehovahs.

  • clarity
    clarity

    Xmas humbuggs

    dim bulbs

    window washing wankers

  • nuthouse escapee
    nuthouse escapee

    Generations Of Overlapping Forever Society

    or simply...........G.O.O.F.S.

    Leslie

  • binadub
    binadub

    Watchtower Inmates!

  • processor
    processor

    No one came up with "Jehovah's Witlesses"?

  • ziddina
    ziddina
    "...Jesus' Janitors..." MC Mallet

    That was my favorite, but I'd modify it to "Jehovah's Janitors", since Jehovah's Witnesses ignore Jesus...

  • talesin
    talesin

    That was my favorite, but I'd modify it to "Jehovah's Janitors", since Jehovah's Witnesses ignore Jesus...

    okay, I like that ... Jehovah's Janitors ...........

    They are cleaning up the world .. NOT

  • loosie
    loosie

    How about. "It makes god cry when you masturbate witnesses."

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Jehovah's Drones

    Jehovah's Drones march in lockstep

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Eeeeeeeuuuuwwww!!

    That "jesus" looks "DEMUNIZZZZZED"!!!

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