I was in "Street Work" conspicuously standing on a corner of a busy steet in a major west coast city holding up the latest magazines (can't beleive I ever did that) . I had on a pair of dress pants and a sport coat with a tie and sweater vest underneath. A carload of nicely dressed business men in a new car were waiting for the light and I noticed them laughing at me. Later I looked down and realized that my necktie somehow was on the outside of the sweater vest and was covering the magazines. I felt so stupid standing there anyway let alone to have spent all that time with my tie covering the magazines. (such a dork)
My Mom used to play the piano at the hall. One night we rushed out of the house so she'd be there on time to play the opening song. She dashed down to the front of the hall and sat at the piano with her coat still on. She went to take off her coat and realized that in her rush to get ready she had forgotten to put on her dress. All she had on under the coat was her bra and slip. Luckily she noticed before she had the coat all the way taken off.
My wifes mom was at the door with my wife's little brother. The boy was bored and started playing with a little kitten that came out of the house while his mom was showing a scripture to the householder. He tried to catch it but the frightend kitten jumped up inside his mom's skirt scratching her thighs making her jump and got its claws got tangled up in her nylons. She had to put her bible and bookbag down, turn and reach up and extract the cat while the cargroup and householder looked on.
