Old People ask....? (page 5)

Greybeard

Is there any chance I will be appointed to the Governing Body?

Is it possible for any human to live 120 years old as Genesis 6:3 tells us?

How long do overlapping generations overlap?

Farkel

"Guess who died...."

Old people who aren't active and vigorous don't have new stories to tell, but they always know someone around their age who just died and that's about all they have to talk about.

Farkel

Chemical Emotions

I'd feel slightly disrespectful commenting on here much because I don't want to offend anyone, but I just have to say- this is damn funny.

Greybeard

Since armageddon hasn't came as God promised, can I have am my donations back?

bottleofwater

How can I avoid the snare of photography?

Am I too old to date?

What is a computer?

What have I done with my life?

Chemical Emotions

How can I avoid the snare of photography?

*dies laughing*

Greybeard

Why do beans make my farts smell like cabbage?

Goshawk

An older gentleman,during the meeting, mutters to himself, "I need to see the doc about this silent gas."

His wife's hakes her head, leans over next to him and says, "We probably should replace the batteries in your hearing aide first".

Greybeard

I never had children, how can there be an overlapping generation in my family line?

Should I adopt a child so my generations can overlap too?

I voted for Obamacare, should I confess?

Greybeard

If I start partaking will others consider me mentally diseased?

Can I speak truth through false teeth?

Old People ask....?

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