: What will you do when Harmageddon is here?
Don't know. I'll have been dead for over 100,000 years. Or longer.
: Will you ask Jehovah for a second chance?
See answer above.
: Will you seek to protect your young children?
See answer above.
: Will you laugh at Jehovah?
No. I do that now.
: Will you cry?
See answer above.
: Will you run for your life?
That would be pretty difficult. People who've been dead for over 100,000 years aren't exactly marathon material.
: Will you try to hide?
Nope.
: Will you scream to Jehovah that you did not have enough time to change?
If I was alive, I would scream at Jehovah that he had thousands and thousands of years to change, but he still chose to remain an asshole.
: Will you feel proud that you helped others leave Jehovahs safe-heaven (organization)?
If I was alive, yes.
: Will you run to a JW family member trying to get the last minute details for survival?
No. I don't like the company of psychos.
: Will you be glued to the T.V. watching as the world comes to an end?
Nope. I'm sure the reception would be pretty poor after Jehovah took out a few satellites.
: Will you commit suicide to end it as soon as possible?
If I knew for a fact that there would be a Paradise Earth run by JWs, I'd commit suicide right now.
: At this time, I am disfelloshipped so I have asked myself these questions.
Perhaps you'll seriously consider my answers. They make more sense than what the WTS teaches.
: I have not made an attempt to go back to the meetings, but I am thinking about it.
Don't you want to preserve the few braincells the WTS has let you keep so far?
Farkel
