New Sparlock (TM) action figure collectibles? Ideas.

by AnnOMaly 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • AnnOMaly

    Sparlock ™ can't be on his own. He needs some wizardy comrades, right? How about,

    Sherlock - the logical one with an inbuilt BS meter;

    Shylock - the Jewish one already, a wise old sage;

    Padlock - to be sure, the Irish one; he's very good with a shovel;

    Dreadlock - the token ethnic dude.

    Sparlock also needs some enemies:

    Hemlock - Sparlock's toxic arch-nemesis; his favorite medium is kool-aid;

    Headlock - Hemlock's wrestler henchman who immobilizes his victims so they cannot escape;

    Mindlock - ever loyal to his master, he can never think outside the box; paralyzes others' free will;

    And a kind of Jar-Jar Binks character, Pillock - the ditz who never knows which side he's on.

    We want a 5% share of any merchandizing, sales, movies, apps and advertizing resulting from this.

    Anybody else with too much time on their hands to run with this and offer more suggestions?

  • Iamallcool


  • AnnOMaly

    Matlock the defense attorney? Would he be Sparlock's enemy at law?

  • Sapphy

    Starlock - Sparlock's ditzy sister

    Scarlock - Sparlock's bad ass older brother

    Lovelock - the don juan of the wizard world

  • DT

    I'm glad you started this thread. I was thinking about this.

    Sparloch - Scottish Sparloch with a kilt

    Sparloque - French Sparlock wearing a beret

    Sparlock Spock - Sparlock with Vulcan ears

    Sparlock Holmes - Magnifying glass and Sherlock Holmes outfit

    Sparlockus - Gladiator Sparlock (Someone else had this idea. I saw it on a meme.)

    Spartan Sparlock - Dressed like one of the 300 (again based on a meme)

  • AnnOMaly

    These are great. Keep 'em comin'.

  • QueenWitch

    "Dreadlock - the token ethnic dude"

    I can't even be mad LOL

    How about Lochness - the pet (dragon, unicorn, other mystical animal).

  • CaptainSchmideo

    Airlock-keeps you isolated, so that you can't catch any new ideas (works as a team with Mindlock).

  • TimeBandit

    Polock-Sparlock's mentally challenged but lovable little brother that loves dill pickles.

  • mrsjones5

    Spartacus, you know the story, he comes with his own toga, a sword, and a cross.

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