Over-zealous parking attendants who try to make everyone park so close together that they can barely get out of their cars, and probably cause a lot of dings and scrapes.
NO A/C IN JULY (Except in the Administration office)
Attendants who tell you to sit down when you go out to stretch you legs after sitting for hours.
"PLEASE USE ONLY ONE PAPER TOWEL"
Changing lalmost all the mens rooms into womens, and then when the line gets long, putting attendants literally in the bathrooms trying to get people to speed things along. Its freaking nature leave me the @#$ alone.
All the reminders to make donations.
People glaring at you for drinking a bottle of water during the program.
Walking up the stairs and seeing up a 70 year olds dress.
The judgemental witnesses who see you at a restaurant and go "WHERE IS YOUR BADGE?"
The fake experiences of some poor woman who felt embarassed and went into the bathroom to sew up the slit in her dress.
The announcements about parents making teen kids sit with their parents.
Chairs that are designed for a 2-3 hour event used all day.
Having to clean up a bathroom in my best suit.
Brothers I don't even know trying to rope me into helping in their department.
A 3 hour meeting the month before the convention about how to be an attendant.
The long drive home in my now nasty sweaty suit.
Having to stay behind for hours if your ride was in the accounts department.
Hearing the same damn thing over and over, every year.
All the fake applause.
The 10 minute prayers.
People who you don't know coming up to you and telling you they knew you when you were a baby and starting to tell you stupid stories when you are trying to chase down that cute girl that gave you a sweet look before she disapears into the crowd.
Going out with a bunch of witnesses to eat, then when the bill comes they are all cheapskates. (My meal was 12.95 and the drink was 3.00 here's $15 nevermind that they ate half the apetizer and don't even consider tax and tip)
The people who read last nights new release from cover to cover and can't believe you didn't.