2012 July Kingdom Ministry * Click the link below and when the next page appears scroll down and click the link in the long blue box that says: (Click here to start download from sendspace). Ignore all the other buttons and symbols. * http://www.sendspace.com/file/zkmrvy * * Atlantis
2012 July Kingdom Ministry!
Holy crap it's 8 pages? Must be saving so much $$$ with the "grab ur own magazines" and downsizing that they can afford to waste more paper.
Is it normal that I feel like vomitting every time I read one of their publications?
Help People to Listen to God (P.2)
Par 2 question: "Who will benefit from these brochures?"
Scenario #1: "A publisher having a discussion with a householder, either on the initial call or on a return visit, discerns that the householder is illiterate or reads poorly."
Scenario #4: "A parent desires to teach the truth to his young child who does not yet know how to read."
And there you have it, folks... the Watchtower Society's favorite demographics: the illiterate and the naive.
Wow, I forgot about the sample presentations in every KM. It's the Society's polite way of saying, "Look folks, we know you're incapable of getting past 'Hello, my name is Ed and this is Mary' without fecking shat up so just memorize this script and nod when the householder opens his mouth."
“Many people believe in miracles. Others are
skeptical. Do you think miracles really happen?
[Allow for response.] This promise of a future
miracle has given many people hope. [Read one
of the scriptures shown on pages 9-10.] This magazine
answers three common objections about
I can just picture Joe Publisher asking the ever-crucial VIEWPOINT QUESTION in a monotone and then maintaining his plastic half-smile while the householder says "Hell no, I think miracles are just another example of religious bullshit." Still glazed over, Joe rolls right on through the rest of the script and shoves the magazines at him.
Or maybe that was just how I did it.
Field Service Highlights
....In addition, when compared to the same month last year, the Bahamas had an increase of 8.1 percent in return visits and the United States had an increase of 5.4 percent in return visits. Clearly, with the guidance of Jehovah’s spirit the good news continues to spread.—Acts 1:8.
Is the RV increase due to holy spirit's guidance or because drones would rather ride across town in an air-conditioned (or heated) car instead of walking door-to-door?
" When compared to the same month [ February ] ... the United States had an increase of 5.4 percent in return visits. Clearly, with the guidance of Jehovah’s spirit the good news continues to spread. "
Well - February 2012 was a leap year so allowing for the increase of 3.6% in the number of days , the actual comparable year on year increase is actually 1.8%. So two thirds of the increase is attributable to the extra day , which was a Wednesday ( a popular mid-week ministry day ). And if the number of publishers is up by about 2% , the number of RVs per publisher has actually fallen. So maybe not so much of an evidence of Jehovah's spirit at all. Never mind.
They forgot to add the publisher who has little knowledge and is barely literate will be able to present this brochure as it lacks words with multiple (sorry lots of ) sylables.
SBC..."And there you have it, folks... the Watchtower Society's favorite demographics: the illiterate and the naive."
This statement is so true, one wonders whether to laugh or cry.
What was the olllllld brochure that had very little text and was mostly horrible WT art? We referred to it as the I Can't Read brochure when I was a young dub.