So Jehovah Watches What Kind of Sex Married People Have?

LostGeneration

From the 5/15 WT, page 5, paragraph 10.

It is not Scripturally required that marriage mates limit sexual relations to efforts to produce offspring. Such intimacy can rightly fill emotional and
physical needs.

But perverted practices certainly do not please God. Christian husbands and wives will undoubtedly want to handle this important aspect of their life with tenderness, allowing them to display genuine affection for each other. And, of course, they should avoid any actions that would displease Jehovah.

So lets break this down a bit. The article is targeted at married people, the title is "Do You Really Appreciate Gods' Gift of Marriage?" so its not something for teenagers or unmarrieds who might be fooling around behind Jehovah's (or the elders) collective back.

First, the premise of 'perveted practices' is introduced. What practices? Oral sex? I'm fairly sure that is the target, though they won't say it, a quick check of 'perverted' on the WT CD quickly brings up several articles related to that kind of nasty behavior. But wait, you just said that intimacy can rightly fill emotional any physical needs!

So how does this work for Jehovah?

Does he look down with a smile on his face when Jane and John JW start getting it on, but quickly starts to frown once Jane starts talking to the microphone? After all, according to the last sentence there these kind of actions would "displease Jehovah"

Just wondering...

Alfred

yes... only theocratic sex is allowed

redvip2000

evidently the Org knows exactly how God feels about every single sexual act possible.

It's because of these types of positions (no pun intended) that the Watchtower society get's itself in trouble, because this generates letters after letters to Bethel asking for clarification on specific things, which in turn leads to micro managing.

Same thing with blood. Once the WT said that fractions were ok, it opened the doors to micro management and thousands of clarifications which end up confusing people and setting the Org as a target for mockery.

the truth is mine

It is there way of trying to make you connect the dots and come to the same conclusion that they have without having to come right out and say it. The last time they tried to put get involved in the bedroom it was a disaster so while they backtracked they really didn't change how they feel.

Band on the Run

Show me a single scripture. Only one. Why does the WTBTS care what kind of sex married people have? This is about the strongest evidence of cult. I don't see how any doctrine is involved with oral sex. The overreaching into the most intimate, private function of people is creepy. My theory is that it has to do with control. I thought they would just ignore this vein of thought.

What is their point? Jesus and Paul would want to vomit. Why isn't there the slightest interest in the social gospel Jesus proclaimed. Witnesses can strave and go without medical treatment while Bethel is so occupied with sex.

Band on the Run

I wonder if a key GB member lost a wife to someone who performed oral sex. They see the world is sex-colored glasses.

justmom

Don't let that article fool ya!

They're all havin oral sex, some even anal sex....they just don't want ya to know. The fraction few that aren't wish they were, so they are the computer porn sluts! Sorry, hate to speak so honestly.

justmom

wha happened?

can I count my time in bed, as a sacred service to God?

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

It reads as if God is doing more than watching...

But perverted practices certainly do not please God. Christian husbands and wives will undoubtedly want to handle this important aspect of their life with tenderness, allowing them to display genuine affection for each other. And, of course, they should avoid any actions that would displease Jehovah.

It sounds like a three-way where the husband and wife are supposed to make sure that God is also pleased and satisfied, enjoying the tenderness and affection.

I guess we know what it means when the wife screams, "Oh God, right there! Oh God faster!"

cantleave

Jerk-hovah doesn't need to visit an internet voyeur site to get his kicks. He can jerk off to any married couple, enjoying an intimate moment, that he wants to.

I wonder if he secretly videos the action?

So Jehovah Watches What Kind of Sex Married People Have?

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