Best TV show lines!

by serenitynow! 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    Ward, were't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    lol wha happened!

  • agonus
    agonus

    "I've got a toast: To Captain Bender! He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid. And his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!" - Stephen J. Fry, Futurama

    There are too many funny Futurama quotes to mention but that one made me laugh so hard I couldn't stop crying.

  • Glander
    Glander

    Lucille Ball passed away while a new series with Jerry Mathers was in development. It was to be called "I love Lucy's Beaver"

  • watson
    watson

    LOL, Mrs Jones and Wha happened. Glander...you've got some work to do.

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    From "Grace under Fire"

    "Men are like linoleum floors, if you lay 'em right the first time you can walk on 'em for the next thirty years."

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    Futurama should have a quote thread on it's own, for no Raison. Those who watch Futurama will get it

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "What ever it was, it looks like dad was winning." ~ Modern Family

  • just Ron
    just Ron

    logic dictates.

  • talesin
    talesin

    lol @ JeffT!!!

    "He's dead, Jim"

    ~ Bones, original ST

    t

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