Best TV show lines!

by serenitynow! 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • serenitynow!
  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    "He caught his head in a mechanical rice picker"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJ0x8j4uLw

  • Glander
    Glander

    "Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    Ok, I don't know what happened with the first post. Anyway, please post your favorite TV lines. I love Seinfeld, King of Queens, and the first 5 seasons of The Office. I watch those shows compulsively. One of my favs from The Office is- Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica. From the King of Queens when Doug & Carrie were sleeping in separate twin beds and Doug asked if he could masturbate in his bed and Carrie wad like, "ain't my bed, ain't my bidness!" which is my philosophy for other people's sexuality.

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    lol. i said wad by mistake.

  • Glander
    Glander

    what r-u drinkin' ?

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Elaine, on Seinfeld:

    "It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?"

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "That's what she said".

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    From Cheers (Norm):

    "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear"

    From WKRP in Cincinnati (Mr. Carlson):

    "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    @ Glander, vodka and coconut rum. It's been a rough week!

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