If it makes you feel good about yourself when you place a washtowel magazine with a homeless, hungry person on the street instead of giving them a few bucks or buying them a meal....
If the word "publisher" makes you think of someone knocking on doors....
If all of your "family days" and "family get togethers" are a few days after the major holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas...) and have all the trimmings (Turkey, stuffing, gifts...) but you convince yourself there is no correlation.
If you believe it's better to celebrate "the day of ones death" instead of their birthday......
If your first car is a 4 door grandma car so you can use it in "field service" and appear spiritual.....
If the word "apostate" sends chills down your spine....
If "Nisan 14" is part of your vocabulary....
If you've ever used the word "happifying" in a sentence....