You might be a JW's if you have a us against them mentality and become very paranoid that everyone who is not a JW's is out to get you.
You grow up not knowing any of your relatives or family line becauce they are not JW's.
You might be a JW's if you felt guilty for watching Babylon 5 because it had the word Babylon in it.
You might be a JW's if you are proud of your children for be objects of ridicule at school because they are so diffrent.
You might be a JW's child if spring vacation means sitting for 3 days at a CA.
I have more but I have to go. Totally ADD