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loosie

Why you should seek further higher education

Because:

The KINGDOM HALL is your UNIVERSITY, JEHOVAH is your PROFESSOR, JESUS is your INSTRUCTOR ,

THE HOLY SPIRIT is your PROTECTOR, the ANGELS are your SUPPORT SYSTEM,

The WORLDWIDE BROTHERHOOD are your CLASS MATES, THE BIBLE is your TEXT BOOK,

TRIALS & TEMPTATIONS are your EXAMS, FINDING LOST SHEEP is your ASSIGNMENT,

PRAYER is your ATTENDANCE, LIFE IN PARADISE is your FUTURE DEGREE,

AND DOING JEHOVAH'S WILL is your MOTTO. Enroll today!!!

There is room for all. Tuition is FREE!!

wannabefree

OnTheWayOut

While I could attempt to tear that apart, usually short to-the-point stuff is better.

How about, "Tuition is free? You get what you pay for."

Vidqun

Try using that degree when applying for a job.

cantleave

Sounds like Hogworts to me, or is that hogwash!

loosie

I emailed her back ( i don't know why she keeps emailing me) Yeah and with that degree you can get a job that pays ZERO.

loosie

and tutition isn't free you pay with your wasted life.

00DAD

Vidqun said it best. Let me just add, try putting "Attended the Theocratic Ministry School" on your resume. See what that'll get you! You can't even say you ever even graduated!!! Hahaha!

Better learn how to say, "Would you like fries with that?"

Witness My Fury

"Do you really believe this shit? If so please STOP emailing me. ...If you don't then WhyTF did you send it to me?"

thetrueone

Tell them you've already had your intellect retarded by being taught the social and idealogical morals of a civilization

that existed 3000 years ago long enough.

What I need now to reverse this degenerative retardation, is go to a real University and get an updated version of knowledge

and understanding of the world in which we live so I can help myself and better the human experience for all humanity .

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