I will trie to put a to those that need a little humor on their lifes. As a lot of you know, my English is not good but here is my Englis version of a Spanish joke:
This was a very, very "macho" cowboy. While riding his black horse found a bar and went in aggressively making a fist on the counter saying, "I want a MACHO drink" "Well 'Macho'."
The bartender somewhat annoyed by the cowboy attitude prepares a strong drink with whiskey and tequila. When the cowboy drank it said, "Ahhh, What a MACHO drink, as MACHO like me."
The next day the cowboy was back with his black horse. He entered the bar and making a fist on the counter said, "I want a MACHO drink, more MACHO than yesterday."
The bartender annoyed with the attitude of the cowboy prepares a drink with whiskey, tequila, gasoline. The cowboy takes it and says, "Ahhh, what a MACHO drink, as MACHO as me." Then he left.
This continued for several days, the cowboy on his black horse going in and asking for a MACHO drink, but more, more MACHO than yesterday. The bartender every time more annoying, it was adding things to the drink to see how MACHO the cowboy was.
After several consecutive days the cowboy on his black horse turns and says "I want a MACHO drink, but more macho than yesterday." This time the bartender's patience ran out and decided to add a bit of gunpowder, nitro and a bullet. The cowboy drinks it and says, "Ahhh, What a SUPER MACHO dink" and went on his black horse.
The next day the cowboy came in on a white mare, enters the bar and asked, his voice low and humble: "Bartender, I want a macho drink, but not so macho like yesterday." The bartender asks, "why is that?, my " MACHO "friend". The cowboy replied sadly, "because I farted and killed the horse."
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