It only takes one but he needs 12 old men in Brooklyn to tell him how to do it according to Gods will.
How many JWs does it take...
by TheWanderer 20 Replies latest social humour
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poopsiecakes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_lJ2bGltE
sorry....couldn't resist
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3dogs1husband
none...the average JW is not allowed to change the light. tricky question
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sooner7nc
This one's easy. It only takes 1. Afterall, most janitors work alone.
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Listener
They don't know yet, the old one seems to be doing the job, all it needs is a bit of adjustment here and there.
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JeffT
They don't change light bulbs. They just redefine the meaning of "light" and "dark."
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Londo111
Let me check the Watchtower Library on the CD-ROM. I'm sure the answer is in there somewhere...
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Londo111
Oh, can you count your time changing a lightbulb? Otherwise...the answer is none. All that time spent changing the lightbulb could be used in going door to door.
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glenster
How many JWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on the size of the light bulb.
How many JWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, who can also unscrew it to show others the unlit bulb to admire.
If enough admire it, you're promoted to someone who can screw in the socket.
How many JWs does it take to change a light bulb?
You can't change it. Once it burns out, you have to pretend it's still lit.
How many JWs does it take to change a light bulb?
Changing it's easy, but you have to do it by moving somewhere else where they
have light bulbs and can only return to the first light bulb with a profuse
apology.
How many JWs does it take to change a light bulb?
Not recommended. You have to grab it while it's still lit, and even then it
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sizemik
It takes about 8 million (however many JWs there are)
Wow . . . Imagine how many it would take to change a heavy one . . .