WT Funny Slogans

by fedup 10 Replies latest social humour

  • fedup
    fedup

    Generations Are Forever
    Good to the last Flip-Flop
    Have it Our Way
    We Do It All for Us
    We love to See You Cringe
    Nothing outlasts the BS, It keeps going and going and going.
    When the END absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight.
    Mind Control is a terrible thing to Waste
    Flip-Flop Fizz Fizz, Oh What a Belief it is.
    The King of Fears

    Any more?...

  • Ding
    Ding

    Let Us Do Your Thinking For You

    We Alone Speak for God

    "Truth" or Consequences

    We're Not Infallible, But We're Always Right

    We Don't Admit Mistakes; We Get New Light Instead

    A Non-Prophet Organization

    Not Inspired, Just Spirit Directed

    Unity at All Costs

    Read the Bible Watchtower

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Feeling a bit poetic, how about these.........

    Your music is demonised, your movies debased, keeping reading the Watchtower if you want to keep chaste.

    Remember the Watchtower in the days of your youth, we won't feed you bullshit, just god's honest truth.

    Your family's disposable, you friends just a whim, it's easy to drop them if their faith starts to dim.

  • clarity
    clarity

    "Therefore it can be confidently said at this time - that millions now living will never die."

    How's that for a slogan?

    Oh wait a minute, that's the truth er.. truff!!

    The golden Age - January 4 1922 pg 217

    clarity

  • Mary
    Mary

    LOL. We should start doing some more "Fun With Covers" that we used to do on here.......I'll see if I can scan a few covers tonight and I'll post 'em.

  • Alfred
    Alfred

    Stay alive 'til 2075...

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    pre-1975: Be a square now so you can be around later!

  • Ding
    Ding

    The end is coming in 1844 1874 1914 1918 1925 1941 1975

    within the lifetime of anyone who was old enough to see with understanding the events of 1914

    within the lifetime of anyone who was born on or before December 31, 1914

    within the lifetime of anyone who was born within the lifetime of anyone who was born on or before December 31, 1914.

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    Today's Truth: the choice of discriminating Witnesses since 1881!

  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    King of the North, King of the South....

    (I was all confused as a kid. I thought the King of the North was Burger King and the King of the South was Colonol Sanders! To top it all off, my nutrition conscience mother would say, "Fast food is going to kill us.")

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