by love2Bworldly 10 Replies latest jw friends
What did people used to tell you that they thought was demonic?
Some examples I went through: Mickey Mouse and other cartoon characters are demonic because animals can't talk. Be careful of items that you buy at a yard sale-- might be demonized. Smurfs. Trolls. Fairies. ET-- because his finger was a phallic symbol and only Jesus could heal. Most musicians because they took drugs.
That's all I can think of right now.
My whole house
You caught me in a lie Dub (is that inflammatory?) said "something in my house" and Jesus knows I have so much shit I would have to burn down the house to save myself from it.
Wait a minute. Don't burn your house down. I didn't burn it down. I am not bothered by demons, even though I shop at yard sales and thift markets most of the time. I voiced doubts of whatever, that's where the comment "maybe there's something in your house", ha, like me?
I have so much shit I would have to burn down the house to save myself from it.
BWAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAA... gasp... sup... sup... gasp...
Omigawd, dear N.drew (the greatest of love and peace to you!... THAT was hilarious!!
Peace... and no, dear one, don't burn down the house. Just keep the "we're not superstitious" JWs out (if you can and doing so wouldn't be unkind/loving or inhospitable!)
LOLOLOLOLOL!
SA, on her own... gasping for breath...
A few bags of clothes my mother gave to a cousin...they threw out the clothes cuz they said voices were coming from the bags.
they threw out the clothes cuz they said voices were coming from the bags.
Oh, good Lor... seriously, Miz J (peace, my sistah!)? Good lordy...
Sweater: "Hey, what's that"?
T-Shirt: "Shhhhh, someone's coming!"
Chonies: "Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!"
T-Shirt: "Quiet, chonies!"
Thong: "Yeah, quiet!"
Chonies: "Don't tell ME to be quiet! You're just mad no one wants you anymore!"
Thong: "Me?? Hey, you're the one who's always trying to climb up someone's bu..."
Chonies: "Yeah, but I don't HAVE to. You, on the other hand, have no CHOICE!"
Sweater: "Ewwww... no wonder they threw YOU two out..."
Thong: "Whaddya mean... what about YOU and your scratchy arms?"
Chonies: "Yeah, and what about..."
T-Shirt: "Will you ALL just shut up? I'm slated to be used to wipe down some fancy new car at Dave's Bubble Machine and I'll be danged if I let you idjits get me talked back into some dank old closet! Now shut UP, ALL of you!"
In the background: "I KNOW I heard those clothes talking, Mama! I DID! Uh-uh, ain't NO way I'm wearing Auntie's old chonies... 'cause they wuz TALKIN'!"
Seriously... ...
SA, on her own (well, duh)... with, quite obviously, nowheres near enough... and not much better... to do today (hubby spending day with son - yay!)...
Mad Magazines were demonised..
They wouldn`t burn fast enough for my mom..
Further proof demons live in paper..
......................;-)...OUTLAW
Led Zepplin!!
chonies: undipants
God bless Google.
Funny AGuest!
Do people donate underpants????
Do people donate underpants????
I dunno, girl (peace!). I just thought it was hilarious that the reason someone didn't want someone else's hand-me-downs was because they "talked" - LOLOLOL! I'm thinking perhaps there may have another REAL reason - LOLOLOL!
Dear Miz J (peace, chile!), I know your dear mom meant well, so I hope I didn't offend. I just marvel, sometimes, at JW "silliness", is all.
Peace to you both!
SA, on her own...
