WT Nov 1, 2011 SEX - Ten Questions About Sex Answered

by St George of England 48 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • straightshooter

    Billy thanks for making my day. You made me laugh with your comments. I would add:

    16) If my cat licks itself, is that considered masturbation?

  • 00DAD

    Billy, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dogs and cats have been accessing kitty & puppy porn while you're not home. You might want to check your web browser history. This is a serious problem and must be dealt with swiftly before the start engaging in inter-species acts of gross misconduct!

    BTW, does anybody know why dogs and cats lick themselves?

  • Magwitch

    From question 6 on abortion.....What, though, if an emergency situation at the time of

    childbirth forces a couple to choose between letting the

    mother live and the baby die or vice versa? In that case, the

    couplewould have to decidewhich life to try to save.

    Is this new? I never remember this being a decision the couple could make.

  • WontLeave

    What is the WTS view on Oral sex?

    Anyone who cares is an idolater.

    If Jesus said to not look on a woman with passion how the Hell does anyone Marry.

    It's clear the way Jesus meant this, translating the Koine as "woman" is incorrect. The same word means "wife" and the text reveals Jesus is speaking of "adultery" in one's heart; not "fornication". One should not continue lusting for another man's wife. Obviously, Solomon looked longingly at his object of desire for quite some time. If the word had actually meant "woman", wouldn't this include a man's own wife? She would be a woman, after all. The understanding of this scripture by radical nutcase religions is laughable at best.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    ss: "cat licks itself, is that considered masturbation?"

    I'm thinking it needs a more exotic term like, "oralroberts" or something.

    DADdy00: "engaging in inter-species acts of gross misconduct!"

    I think that's in the elders' manual. Rather complex for run-of-the-mill publishers to read about.

    BTW, does anybody know why dogs and cats lick themselves?

    To get the taste of food out of their mouths?

  • discreetslave

    What's the Bible's view of being mindf***ed by the WBT$?

  • 00DAD

    To answer the question posed by discreetslave, being mindf***ed is perfectly acceptable because, evidently, it happens invisibly.

    This is particularly true when it is the GB doing the mindf***ing and YOU are the one being, er, "bent over" as it were.

  • discreetslave

    Is it adultery if one has chosen not to be mindf***ed by the GB but one's mate is still taking it?

    In the case of my children can I report it to the authorities?

  • 00DAD

    QfR on the JWN: discreetslave asked regarding mindf***ing by the GB, "In the case of my children can I report it to the authorities?"

    According to current WT policy, it can only be reported if there are TWO WITNESSES to the mindf***ing. Unfortunately, since it too was invisible, I'm afraid you are also screwed, however only metaphorically of course.

    Regarding your wife, did she scream when she was being mindf***ed ? If not, then she is apparently a willing participant in the event. Unless she confesses the matter to you, again, you are screwed.

    I hope this clarifies matters. Please be assured of our Warm Christian Love,

    The GB

  • discreetslave

    00DAD My picture is misleading it is my husband who is being Mindf***ed. I yelled while reading the article on the overlapping generation? So is it rape in my case? Is my husband a victim of homosexual gangrape since the GB are all men and there a group?

    Is it invisble when the mindf***ing is being done by visible literature & videos. The invisible explanation only makes sense in regards to the audio recordings? I appreciate your clarification in these matters.


    Your Sister in the rape I mean faith Discreetslave

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