I think from now on I should just start talking figuratively whenever I want.
But I'm not gonna tell you when I'm talking figuratively. You'll just have to figure it out.
So in some other thread if you see me talking about the time I smothered a 2 year old I was babysitting, you'll have to guess whether I'm being literal or not.
And when I tell the tale about the time I laughed so hard I shot Pepsi out my nose, I could be serious, or I could be being figurative.
And if I say that I'm a 32 year old billionaire heart surgeon with a third arm that helps me with surgury. . . you'll just have to figure it out.
It might be a bit weird, but I guess if that's what Yahweh does it must be better for SOME reason right?