Elder (or mom) to Brother Lore: Your head is so far up your as*, you can't see for sh*t. The end is speeding down the track like a freight train and Armageddon is gonna hit you in the face like a ton of bricks, brother. And then you'll be laughing out the other end where the sun don't shine!
Going to start talking figuratively now. . .
It makes you wonder how in the world anyone ever learns the English language. Ever since reading this post this morning, I have been listening for figurative speech....and, omg, we ALL do it! It makes my HEAD EXPLODE!
Well . . . I live in another world . . . so I couldn't possibly comment.