I think we've stolen enough of EE's childhood on that subject. Sorry for derailing the thread...
--sd-7
They Stole another piece of my childhood... now im SURE i'm not getting a panda ;-(
by elderelite 27 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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No Room For George
Also, it makes for an interesting adult drama moment. "Yes, Onan! Don't pull out! Don't pull out!!"
Onan: "Dammit, Lord! I don't want to pay any child support for kids that won't really be mine!"
JHVH: "Then you must die, Onan, for your sin. But put your pants on first. Oh, and...wash in water before you put your pants on. Then I'll kill you."
Onan: "Son of a rebellious maid...."
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I'm sitting here cracking up, we are so toast come Armageddon!! LOL It sounds like dialogue from a cheesy porno. Dang, his name was, Onan? Onan The Barbarian, coming to the back room at a cheesy independent video rental store near you.
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sd-7
LOL. Onan the Barbarian... That would indeed be worthy of that DVD store that has a name like "DVD STORE - ADULT - KIDS - MOVIES 99 CENTS" or something like that. I guess we all have them in our neighborhood...I can think of at least 2 near where I am.
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moshe
You can stop wearing your hat now.
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elderelite
I lol'd at miz and sd...
Stillin.. thats my point! I "thought" they were accurate... till I actually read the bible... now I'm questioning it all....my whole childhood!!!
my poor panda....
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palmtree67
Sorry about your panda......
I think there's a monkey around here someplace, if you're interested.......
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elderelite
I appreciate it palmie, but shamus is liable to rip my face off.... And i was promised a lion or a panda and i had chosen a panda!
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No Room For George
Speaking of Apes, EE did you see Rise yet?
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What Now?
What was the last thing Lot said to his wife?
"What's that behind you dear?"
haha
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mrquik
I like salt. So, does that mean if the ex had turned to salt & I licked her that I would be guilty of oral sex?
