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by dm6 27 Replies latest social humour

  • Violia

    lol terry , can't wait to hear these

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    Confucius say: He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs

    Confucius say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

    Confucius say: Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.

    Confucius say: Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring.

  • glenster
  • bigmac

    these jokes are very good--i havent read them for years.

  • glenster

    reposted because the 1st was lifted by YouTube

  • dm6

    Glenster ..... LOL nice post

  • punkofnice

    God is involved in a car crash.

    The police arrive.

    Cop: What's your name, please?

    God: Jehovah

    Cop: You've been involved in a car accident. So, Jehovah. Do you have any witnesses?

  • sizemik

    OMG!!! I was in the public toilets yesterday and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?".

    Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".

    The voice said "So what are you up to?".

    I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here!".

    The n they asked "Can I come over?".

    Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now".

    Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".

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