lol terry , can't wait to hear these
Post your jokes here
Confucius say: He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs
Confucius say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
Confucius say: Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Confucius say: Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring.
these jokes are very good--i havent read them for years.
Glenster ..... LOL nice post
God is involved in a car crash.
The police arrive.
Cop: What's your name, please?
Cop: You've been involved in a car accident. So, Jehovah. Do you have any witnesses?
OMG!!! I was in the public toilets yesterday and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?".
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".
The voice said "So what are you up to?".
I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here!".
The n they asked "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now".
Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".