OMG... (peace!). After eating all manner of food and delicacies... Anthony Bourdain ("No Reservations") decides to take a trip down into a deep underground bat-cave... infested with thousand of bats... millions of huge tropical roaches... and inhabited by a pack of feral cats. In... Jamaica-mon.
Had to climb great hills to get there (complaining and become more and more apprehensive the whole time)... only to propel down into dark depths where the floors are covered with thick slimy "mud"... made of... wait for it... bat and roach guano.
Hot... muggy... and choking stench. Told that whatever he did, do NOT sit down on the ground (even if he fell!) but ONLY on stones, branches, etc... because the muck contains "anal-seeking" parasites.
Got in the cave and tried to joke "So, there IS a tiki bar down here," only to have the guide say, "Yeah, but it's closed on Tuesdays!"
I LOVE the Travel Channel!!
SA, on her own... off-topic, yes, but I started the dang thread, so...