OMG Jehovah really is the TRUTH OMG

by dm6 15 Replies latest social humour

  • wasblind

    Shame on you Punkofnice,

    you know good and well you can't make it to paradise

    if you don't get your hours in , shame shame shame ;)

    A lot of worldly people are unaware of this, when I tell them

    they say they will put up no tresspassing signs while laughing their asses off

  • punkofnice

    @wasblind - Ah, 'unwitnessing' is it's own reward!

  • wasblind

    Hey Punkofnice I had to edit my last sentence in the previous post

    I know the Bible speaks on givin' a witness, but it

    does not say how many hours you have to do it

  • dm6

    Yes the witnesses must be right - because god wants everyone to clock up the amount of hours you serve his watchtower.

  • Joliette

    Jehovah is the only way. And I'd better listen to him, if I don't he'll kill me (eventually).

  • thetrueone

    Is it just coincidence that the WTS. choose the most murderous and violent god ( Yahweh ) of the all the ancient gods to instill

    fear and provocation into people to market and attract attention to their published products ?

    Even the Jews are pissed off that they stole their gods from them for commercial means.

    If only the ancient writers and scribes of the bible had put a copyright on their work all of this wouldn't have happened.

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