My family thinks I am Anakin Skywalker...

by sabastious 27 Replies latest social humour

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    ...but I know that's not true because I do like sand inbetween my toes.

    SO THERE

    -Sab

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    And the ad on this page is for Star Wars Rogue Squadron, which appears to be an online video game. LOL.

    Tell your parents that you ARE Anakin Skywalker and it is your dream to throw GB members over the railing into the abyss; see how that goes over with them.

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    And the ad on this page is for Star Wars Rogue Squadron, which appears to be an online video game. LOL.

    Tell your parents that you ARE Anakin Skywalker and it is your dream to throw GB members over the railing into the abyss; see how that goes over with them.

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    I guess I'll have to go do it since you said it twice.

    -Sab

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    OBI-WAN: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.

    OBI-WAN flings off his cloak.

    OBI-WAN: (continuing) You have allowed this World to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to avoid.

    They circle each other until OBI-WAN is near PADME. He places his hand on her.

    ANAKIN: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the WTS. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my New System.

    OBI-WAN: Your New System?

    ANAKIN: Don't make me kill you.

    OBI-WAN: Anakin, my allegiance is to Jehovah ... to the Governing Body.

    ANAKIN: If you're not with me, you're my enemy.

    OBI-WAN: Only a Apostate deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

    (ignites his lightsaber)

    ANAKIN: You will try.

    OBI-WAN: I have failed you, Anakin.

    ANAKIN and OBI-WAN confront each other Street Witnessing.

    ANAKIN: I should have known the Witnesses were a Cult

    OBI-WAN:Anakin, The World is evil.

    ANAKIN: From my point of view, the Jehoveh's Witnesses are evil.

    OBI-WAN: Well, then you are lost!

    ANAKIN: This is the end for you, My Master. I wish it were otherwise.

  • jeckle
    jeckle

    awesome

  • sabastious
  • talesin
    talesin

    lol @ charlie,,,

    and may the force be with you ... always ....

    xo

    tal

  • mummatron
    mummatron

    Well, Jedi was (kind of) officially recognised as a religion after enough people entered it on their 2001 UK Census forms! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

  • talesin
    talesin

    Well, Jedi was (kind of) officially recognised as a religion

    Well,,, ummm,,, kind of???? .... yes it IS a religion ...

    lol,,, j/k you mummy!

    tal

    * never would I teach you a falsehood, don't you know? * klass

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