It's so close I can almost smell the 6.5 billion corpses!!
Lets make up are own saying in comparison to the WTS " Its just around the corner "
The Soverreign of the Universe is about to pick the booger of this wicked world from his Divine nostril.
My favourite is, and always will be:
"It's so close, it's not worth buying green bananas".
"Brothers and sistas, the end of this evil ol' world is so close you should only buy one roll of toilet paper at a time, 'cause after Armageddon jehovah is gonna wipe away..."