Lets make up are own saying in comparison to the WTS " Its just around the corner "

by thetrueone 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • cantleave

    It's so close I can almost smell the 6.5 billion corpses!!

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    The Soverreign of the Universe is about to pick the booger of this wicked world from his Divine nostril.

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    My favourite is, and always will be:

    "It's so close, it's not worth buying green bananas".

    green bananas

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    "Brothers and sistas, the end of this evil ol' world is so close you should only buy one roll of toilet paper at a time, 'cause after Armageddon jehovah is gonna wipe away..."

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