Lets make up are own saying in comparison to the WTS " Its just around the corner "

darthfader

It's so close that I can feel it in my....
Shorts.
Bones.
Nether-regions...
serein

the sky is falling the sky is falling
tenyearsafter

It's just around the corner...provided the corner was on the other side of the earth, and I was crawling to it on my hands and knees!
ABibleStudent

The Big Mac Truck (i.e., Truth) is bearing down on JWs (i.e., ostrich) with their heads in the ground.
Peace be with you and everyone, who you love,
ABibleStudent
Paralipomenon

If the light gets any brighter, it's going to fry us all!
TheLoveDoctor

were already there but only spiritual ones dicsern
breakfast of champions

I can almost SMELL IT...
...THE STENCH OF BULLSHIT, that is...
Crisis of Conscience

"It's a just a fart stench away!!"
YEP!! It's close!! LOL
CoC
bigmac

"The Big Mac Truck (i.e., Truth) is bearing down on JWs"
am i driving it---yippeeee!!
bigmac

the end is nearly nigh---each day the end draws nigher
the end is nigher today than it was yesterday
as the end finally gets here--it will be at its nighest.