JW's have the tendency to come up with the worst illustrations. It boggles my mind sometimes. Here's one someone gave me about new light.
When confronted with the fact that since certain teachings change, the JW's never had the truth. Truth is unchanging. Here's what was the reply:
"When it comes to new light, truth is like a coat of paint. Sure, maybe your house was painted red. Eventually the house is going to be repainted. If you changed the paint color of the house to blue, it wouldn't be untrue saying that the house was red. Just because the paint changed, doesn't mean the house was never red."
Durrrrr.... My head exploded at this one. Possibly the most convoluted, awful illustration I have EVER heard.
Anybody else got any dumb JW illustrations?