How Would You Recommend Getting Rid Of Jehovah's Witnesses?

by minimus 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • Reality79

    Just tell them you're an apostate....that word to them is like kryptonite to Superman.

  • Haulin Oats
    Haulin Oats

    Gramma has the proper way to take a stand.

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    I refused to engage in conversation with them. The first thing I do is interrupt them and deliberately, politely saying, "I notice you are Jehovah's Witnesses. My family have been active since Pastor russell. I was a born-in. Since then, I have studied the Bible and found the JWs totally dsireputable. Please leave and mark it so you will never return. You may not know this but you are on private property now. Tell me the name of the resident who allowed you entry or I am calling the police immediately. There are no First Amendment rights here. Have a good day.

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Simple, just tell them you're DFd

  • stillajwexelder

    get your girl friend to flash her boobies - that should do the trick of getting rid of them min

  • Black Man
    Black Man

    Lost Generation: that printout is BRILLIANT!

  • tracylee

    I personally would have gone with the double-ended dildo, myself.

  • sooner7nc
  • sooner7nc

    Screw that last post. This one's much better.

  • manthedan

    Simple...If you really don't want them to come around anymore I'd tell them to stay the hell of my door step and put me on the "dont call list".

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