Michael Moore not happy about bin Laden "execution"
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Michael Moore thinks Osama bin Laden's
death at the hands of U.S. Navy Seals is a conspiracy, and will likely expand on
his thesis when he is interviewed by CNN's Piers Morgan later on Thursday.
Sorry--I had nothing to do for a while:
Star Spangled Banner onametopia-ious
O-O-sama's been dead since they shot his fat head
Went so loudly to hail at his twinkette's bereaving
Whose old broads weren't so bright through the perilous fight
Whores that ransacked his crotch were so gallantly thieving
And his fat head's red glare as it burst in the air
Gave proof through the night that he wasn't all there
Oh, say does that moon-spangled banner yet wave
Where Qur'aners kill the free and make home for the slave?
(or "the homophobes are free to make homes for their slaves?")
Play ball--with a human head.
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?