Summing up the Jehovah's Witnesses

Honesty

The religion of love.
Until you ask questions and expect answers.
Joliette

(In private GB sessions)
We own their asses! And they better not ever forget it...jesus said so in matt 24:45-47.
With warm christian love....as always (as long as you do what we say).
the governing body of jehovah's witnesses.
((Passive+Agressive=worst personality))
SlipnSlide

Armageddon is right around the corner
GLTirebiter

If you quit your job to knock on doors for hours on end, do everything we say, and never complain about it, then you might be eligible for second-class salvation.
journey-on

Decent but naive people handing over their authentic God-given Lives to be unpaid sales reps for a "real estate investment corp. and publishing house posing as a religion".
jamiebowers

Jehovah's Witnesses: They have all the answers, and more importantly, all the questions.
flipper

Mind controlled. There you have it ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
mrsjones5

It's a cult
keyser soze

Jehovah's Witnesses- We're all the education you'll ever need.
palmtree67

"JW's - You can get a University education just by reading our magazines!!"