Summing up the Jehovah's Witnesses

Knowsnothing

If you could describe the Jehovah's Witnesses, in a sentence (no run-ons please) what would it be?
Jehovah's Witnesses are mostly harmless; just don't join 'em.
leavingwt

"Just another crazy, doomsday cult."
serenitynow!

Jehovah's Witnesses are mostly harmless; just don't join 'em.
That seems contradictory to me. Why not join them?
darth frosty

One poster summed it up IMO:
No other religion ask so much of its people and gives so little in return!
Think About It

Jehovah's Witnesses: No other religion works so hard to get you in the front door, then works so hard to drive you out the back door.
Think About It
unshackled

Jehovah's Witnesses: Double your IQ or no money back!
leavingwt

"They believe that a symbol of life is more important than life itself, and they have the dead kids to prove it."
Found Sheep

hard to get in, yet easy to get kicked out.
Pig

I can sumit upin three words
WASTE OF LIFE
or better, one word
BORING
put em together and you got
BORING WASTE OF LIFE
leavingwt

"Your Youth: Getting the Worst Out of It!"