Adam was by himself for 35 1/2 years and counting....

by dozy 24 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • dozy
    dozy

    According to JW bible chronology , Adam was created some 6000 years before 1975 & as Armageddon hasn't arrived yet , he has been alone for all the equivalent years since then (despite the WTBTS claiming that Adam was only on his own for just a few weeks or months.)

    Luckily as a perfect man , he had no sexual desires...

    w569/1p.529par.14TheDivineOriginofMarriage

    Adam felt no desires of sex. As a perfect man he was balanced and not divided as to sex.

    w685/1p.271par.4MakingWiseUseoftheRemainingTime

    According to reliable Bible chronology Adam was created in the year 4026 B.C.E., likely in the autumn of the year, at the end of the sixth day of creation. Then God brought the animals to man to name. Yet, of Adam, Genesis states these words of Jehovah: “It is not good for the man to continue by himself.” (Gen. 2:18) Adam would realize this lonely condition very quickly, perhaps in just a few days or a few weeks. He would realize he needed another earthling with whom he could communicate, share his experiences, and his life. Nor would his naming the animals take an unduly long time. The basic animal kinds could have been relatively quickly named, for when such basic kinds were taken into the ark in Noah’s day, it did not involve millions of beasts, but perhaps only a few hundred basic kinds. Thus, Adam’s naming of the animals and his realizing that he needed a counterpart would have occupied only a brief time after his creation. Since it was also Jehovah’s purpose for man to multiply and fill the earth, it is logical that he would create Eve soon after Adam, perhaps just a few weeks or months later in the same year, 4026 B.C.E. After her creation, God’s rest day, the seventh period, immediately followed

  • Morbidzbaby
    Morbidzbaby

    No sexual desires? Humans are animals... their biggest desire is to MATE lol.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    God (s), they really have printed some bullshit over the years, and they continue to do so.

    Unfortunately, believers will put this down to "old light" and continue to swallow everything published, however stupid it sounds.

  • trevor
    trevor

    Nearly 36 years alone watching all the other animals with mates, hard at it.

    No wonder Adam bit Eve's apple as soon as he met her!

  • ProdigalSon
    ProdigalSon

    And since he never sinned in those 35 1/2 years, he never masturbated, and never had a wet dream. His balls must have been the size of grapefruits.....

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    No wonder he said "AT LAST " bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh" when he finally clapped eyes on Eve ...........

  • Morbidzbaby
    Morbidzbaby
    And since he never sinned in those 35 1/2 years, he never masturbated, and never had a wet dream. His balls must have been the size of grapefruits.....

    And dark purple....

  • Mat
    Mat

    And since he never sinned in those 35 1/2 years, he never masturbated, and never had a wet dream. His balls must have been the size of grapefruits.....

    Funny you should say that PS, It seems if you bead the account carefully he did hae an outlet. Watch this......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waV91LS0Atw&feature=channel_video_title

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    I forget how old was Jesus when he died??? And he was a ....LOL .........Virgin being perfect also....he would have no Sexual Desire...

    Wasn't it not good for Adam be alone... that is why God created Lilith....(scratch that we won't talk about his first wife)

    Wasn't it not good for Adam be alone... that is why God created Eve?

  • moggy lover
    moggy lover

    I was told, back in the mid-70s, that Adam needed to alone long enough to ponder the meaning of disobedience and the death that results from it. He would see animals around him eventually dying, and from this learn that his fate would be similar.

    Musta been a slow learner.

    He ourta seen enough beetles [nah, not George Paul, Ringo, and John] and poodles keel off the perch in these three and a half decades to understand this fully, or maybe was waitin' fer his pet elephant to die. In which case, seeing as how they live fer some 100 years, he still has some six and a half decades to run, before the penny will drop.

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