you peeps seem to think I am someone else. that's crazy, I tells ya, crazy!
come here monkey, kiss me, share a scotch with me and it shall all be made well
One Hour With The Beast (17 days)
by Este 104 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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shamus100
The name is just perfect. :D
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shamus100
I've already explained to you how it works. You shall have no monkey love until YOU kiss the monkey. The monkey never kisses first. It is alien to me, like Richard Greer sticking rodents in his bum.
Hey, wait a minute...
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shamus100
BAD ANALOGY!!! BAD ANALOGY!!!
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VampireDCLXV
Geez E P... was your former initials here N V L ? What on earth ever happened to NVL anyway? (Not that I miss him at all...)
V665
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EntirelyPossible
In theory, if I were someone else returned after defeating the attempt made by Death to lay it's fearful gaze and cold grip upon my soul (also known as being in Texas for a while), I would say I missed you, Monkey, and your sad attempts to deny your love for me.
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shamus100
The monkey does not love unless the monkey is loved first. It becomes infatuated, nay, obsessed first, but the monkey never kisses first. It asks for a kiss and then the lucky recipient of monkey love kisses the monkey.
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Kiss the monkey. :D
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poopsiecakes
hey EP, you've only got one post left till tomorrow...make it a good one
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tec
Oh my. Look who is risen from the dead. Sort of :)
